So, I was lurking on Dark Christianity the way I sometimes tend to do - I like to know what the crazies in the Religious Riech are planning, and sometimes I find other things to read about there - and I found one of the funniest things I'd yet seen on LiveJournal: the Lolcat Bible.
Now I'm getting flashes from that whole 'temptation of Jeasus':
Satan: U can makes bred nao? Jesus: U no can haz bred! No bred 4 U!