So, this morning I get up an hour before my mom leaves for work, trying to beat off these guys that keep attacking me on SGW, and my mom comes in and says:
"I'm so glad to be able to feel you up."
Now, you have to know something about my mom: she's really into that whole New Age aura thing. So feel in this case meant something like sense. Still, much blinking ensued on my part. Just before I said:
"You know that could be taken another way, right?"
And then we both had a good laugh. :D
